All illustrations by Jessica Randklev.

All illustrations by Jessica Randklev.

Dear Old Man Winslow: What are you talking about? An embarrassment? Sure we’ve had our moments? But just look at us: We’ve got waterfront parks, pizza, friendly service at the Department of Licensing. I mean, we’re coming back, baby. Even our prostitutes can’t stay in business over here. They’ve had to hang up their shingle along Aurora. And, you’re right, little white typos — which I have made an art — are one thing. But belligerently reporting the wrong date of an event is quite another. And for that I apologize.

Glad to hear that you’re reading, and not just cutting your gums on the tap at Free Range distillery.

Your friend,

The Bremelogger