All illustrations by Jessica Randklev.

All illustrations by Jessica Randklev.

Dear The Bremelogger: Your town has been an embarrassment to the county for decades. This is a well-documented, undisputed fact, I’m sure you’ll agree. With that in mind, I find it extremely impressive that you’ve managed to lower the bar for yourself. I’ve watched with a chuckle as you discuss the election with persons so genetically flawed as to aspire to the position of Bremerton mayor. So when I read this morning that you were “gearing up” for TONIGHT’s mayoral debate at The Charleston — only in Bremerton would mayoral hopefuls meet in a house of pornography — I was taken aback. Even you surprised me with your incompetence. I’m sure by now you know, dear Logger, that said debate took place LAST NIGHT, a date even you noted recently. You missed it. You missed it good. And you needlessly encouraged the Bremerton establishment to brave Callow. Well done, Logger, you’ve found your place at the bottom.

Sincerely,

Old Man Winslow

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